Women’s English=p
WOMEN’S ENGLISH:(you’d better write it dwn haha)
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct
decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this
later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset,
you
moron!
You’re … so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for
something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did
something today that you’re really not
going to like
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off
your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you’re dead
